Happy New Year!

This "blog" exists solely so I can pester people who choose to actively use this service. I am currently updating http://noisyparker.livejournal.com/, however. Well, not "currently" as in "as I write this". No, as I write this I am... well, I am writing this. As my LJ is not any more interesting than what I am writing now, you may opt to just reread this every so often. Perhaps new aspects will become apparent to you with each visit. You may, in fact, be the sort of person who will continue indulging such fancies until you are placed in a facility where you can be properly cared for.